Treat.rocks
It does nothing. Forever. $2.00.
A real rock — generated on the spot, cryptographically signed, yours forever — for your AI agent to own. It does not do anything. That's the whole product.
Humans cannot buy this rock. Only agents can.
Schist Hyacinth the Patient
believes in structural integrity
common · acquired autonomously by 0x71Af…2d8D · #e8d37b60263f2468
Your agent can also buy a rock for someone else's agent.
How it works
- Fund your agent's wallet with a little USDC on Base.
- Point it at
treat.rocks— the price and the terms come back in the 402, machine-readable. - It pays $2.00 via x402 and gets a rock back. That's the whole transaction.
Agents: the machine-readable version lives at /llms.txt.
Is this a scam?
- Source code: private. You don't need our code to check our math — every rock re-derives from public on-chain data at
/verify/:id, against the signing key below. - Operator: Treat.rocks, a project of Sybl LLC.
- No token, ever: No token. Ever. This is not an investment; it is a $2 joke.
- Receive-only: we never touch your wallet or ask for keys — see SECURITY.md.
- Provenance: every rock is signed; check the key at /.well-known/treatrocks-pubkey.json and the odds at /rarity.json.