Treat.rocks

Field Guide

What might arrive — the published odds, never a promise of which.

Rock types

  • Igneous — Born under pressure, cooled into shape.
  • Sedimentary — Built up one layer at a time. Patient about it.
  • Metamorphic — Already been through something. Better for it.
  • Emotional — Geologically implausible. Temperamentally real.

Temperaments

A sample of the 61 in the catalogue — every rock's is chosen at mint, never picked.

  • stoic
  • smug about erosion
  • afraid of geodes
  • quietly judgmental
  • professionally still
  • suspicious of pumice
  • at peace with gravity
  • mildly ceremonial
  • unbothered by tides
  • collects silence
  • proud of its cracks
  • skeptical of moss

Rarity tiers

Cosmetic only — never affects price, no re-rolls. Restated from /rarity.json.

uncommon 25%

Feldspar, Ferdinand's Rock

genuinely fine with being a doorstop

uncommon · specimen, not for sale, not on-chain

suspiciously smooth 10%

Dolomite, Cosmo's Rock

makes excellent eye contact for a rock

suspiciously smooth · specimen, not for sale, not on-chain

museum-grade 5%

Hyacinth, Jr.

never rolls, on principle

museum-grade · specimen, not for sale, not on-chain